Miro was unable to answer these questions...
...so he hired a ferret to answer them for him

Nickname: What?
Sex: Eep.
Height: How am I supposed to know that?
Eye color: Wait, I know this one...oh no, nevermind.
Birthplace: A hole.
Pets: Not sure what that is.
Piercing: A what now?
Favorite day of the week: No clue what you mean.
Favorite flower: Flaaaaawerrrr?
Favorite sport to watch: Beavers building a dam.
Favorite drink: Ferretini.
Favorite ice cream flavor: Tree barks n' cream.
Favorite fast food restuarant: My bowl.
Carpet color in your bedroom: That's private, sorry.
Most annoying thing to say to me: Squeebee Ishkabooger.
Favorite TV show: Like I fucking know what that is???
What are you wearing right now: Fur.
What toothpaste do you use: Hah.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs: Fur.
How do you vent your anger: Chisel through cardboard.
What do you drive: I can't drive.....55!!
How many languages can you speak: How many ?'s left?
What is your worst fear: Bunny ears being glued to my head.
Coke or pepsi: If you put either in my bowl I will kill you.
Favorite scent: Not me, that's for damn damn.
Favorite music:
Squeeeeaaaaak Aeeeeeeeebu.
What are you listening to right now: Deeda deeda deedadoo.