Kevin Becker

Nickname: asshole, dickhead, jagoff, oh yeah & bassface
Sex: as much as I can get
Height: 5' 11"
Eye color: hazel
Hair color: brown
Birthplace: Chicago, IL
Pets: 2 cats
Piercing: yup
Tattoos: yup
Favorite foods: Mexican, Thai, Japanese, Mid East, Cajun
Favorite day of the week: sunday
Favorite position: doggie style or cowgirl (Yeee Haaaw!!)
Favorite flower: lilly
Favorite sport to watch: hockey
Favorite drink: booze

Favorite ice cream flavor: vanilla (vanilla IS a flavor!)
Favorite fast food restuarant:
Gene & Judes
Most annoying thing to say to me: "What's up Chief?"
Favorite TV show: Simpsons, old Twlight Zones
What are you wearing right now: clothes
What toothpaste do you use: whatever is on sale
Do you prefer boxers or briefs: COMMANDO!
How do you vent your anger: yell
What do you drive: SUV... yeah whatever, you fit my gear in a compact
How many languages can you speak: 1
What is your worst fear: long surveys
Coke or pepsi: Coke
Favorite scent: vanilla
Favorite bands: anything Mike Patton, Zappa, Beatles, Tom Waits, MMW, Charles Mingus, Soul Coughing
What are you listening to right now: Sliver Apples

Kevin talks about his drinking:

1. Have you ever been drunk? you obviously don't know me...

2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 13 maybe 14 musta blacked out!

3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? & who hasn't?

4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? honestly no.

5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members?
well a bit toastie but not tore up... well my bro long ago

6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? yes

7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime?
no, gawd knows I've put myself in the postion for it!

8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? yup

9. Ever forgot their name?
one time I did.... very awkward in the AM.. "um.. mornin'... you"

10. When was the last time you were drunk? last night

11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge?
like chuggin alki? not in the classic sense but damn close.

12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? not 'need' but it really, really helps!

13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? whiskey or tequilla

14. Favorite liquor: Stoli on the rocks w/ a lime

15. Favorite beer: Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

16. Ever woken up after a night of drinking STILL drunk?
this morning... buzzed not drunk but still a bit buzzed

17. Have you ever swam drunk? no. can't swim sober. I'd surely die if I tried drunk...

18. What kind of a drunk are you? a happy one

19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? it's not for everyone?

20. Favorite drinking partner: Rick, Deadman, Sam, Jim

21. Favorite bar: all of 'em... well minus all the yuppie hangs & that dwindles it to a handful but I don't feel like typin 'em all out & I can't pick just one.

22. Have you ever completely blacked out?
never completely but man are there huge chunks missin

23. Have you ever puked from drinking? only when I make myself.

24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? never

25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated?
all kinds of physical activities... stumbling, falling down, rockin out & that's alone... now with a partner... gentlemen never tell

26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? ah no... suprisingly enough

27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? Rick and my ex

28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? Keith

29. Do you have a drunken nickname?
no... but a group of friends has a standing one for anyone when the reach "that" level their called, "The Professor"

30. Have you received a 'booty call'?
sorta... missed it tho & when I called 'em out on it they denyed the whole thing.

31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie:
Train Spotting... when the one punk woke up @ some chicks house & he ended up shittin himself & the bed

32. Favorite song(s) about drinking:
Booze Me Up & Get Me High - Ween... kinda my theme

33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know? yup when I was 19

34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? yeah...

35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'?
Dumb people... unfortunately they're everywhere so be careful out there...

36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress?
Hmmm.... nope

37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Dang, I need a drink"? yup, just did.

38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? yup... but only one was a cute girl

39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? ya

40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? not really

41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? every time I'm on one

42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? that's what summer is for!

43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind?
not since I was 'round 17

44. What's your favorite drinking game?
used to be chadellers but again back when I was 17

45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? Nope... suprising isn't it?

46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk?
almost hit a tree w/ my car but luckly just kind rubbed up against a pole!

47. Ever been drunk at a concert? way too many...

48. Is this survey getting too long? yeah... making me want a drink too.

49. What's the earliest you've ever started drinking in the day?
9am... a day of fishing!

50. Why do you drink? I'm a drunk!

An open letter to booze